Crossing the Gate

musicalcombusken:

Be careful what you do to Substitute dolls! 

That Banette is hunting you down for revenge. I hope you enjoy this little comic. I’ve been dying to draw it out and I like the idea of a Banette just coming out of a substitute doll.

poyzn:

Imagine spending all your time going up and down your best python friend.

popemorose:

hornyteen1936:

the baby boomer culture: how an entire generation literally will not shut up about young people doing things they enjoy

The Divorce Culture: how an entire generation couldn’t keep it together, and forgot how to not project their insecurities onto children.

popemorose:

hornyteen1936:

the baby boomer culture: how an entire generation literally will not shut up about young people doing things they enjoy

The Divorce Culture: how an entire generation couldn’t keep it together, and forgot how to not project their insecurities onto children.

sadnradxvx:

fuck-it-fire-everything:

bhamms:


He’s smiling. He’s proud of himself. 
He’s saying “Look at me, that’s right, I’m balancing myself on this little stub of a branch. I am as majestic as a bird on its perch.”


behold the happiest bear

My heart

sadnradxvx:

fuck-it-fire-everything:

bhamms:

He’s smiling. He’s proud of himself. 

He’s saying “Look at me, that’s right, I’m balancing myself on this little stub of a branch. I am as majestic as a bird on its perch.”

behold the happiest bear

My heart

pirouette-off-the-fucking-handle:

sreido:

where was this when I was small enough to fit in it


link doesnt give a fuck and neither should u

pirouette-off-the-fucking-handle:

sreido:

where was this when I was small enough to fit in it

link doesnt give a fuck and neither should u

sassy-gay-justice:

"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

technicolor-human-condom:

C O S P L A Y

 Covered in thread

Outraged at wig prices

Sleep deprivation 

Pissed off at everything

Lying on the floor crying

Anger

Yelling

thewarblerette:

mrthorinton:

clarabosswald:

so i saw this photo of a harpy eagleimageand i thought “woah what a noble beast” so i searched for more photos and i justimageimage

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this goes with almost all predator birds 

like look at this bearded vulture

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such a majestic creature

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but then it’s like

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or this scretary bird like woah so beautiful

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nope

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even good old bald eagle

like wow so regal

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what

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it just looks confused image

LIFE LESSON: DON’T LOOK AT MAJESTIC BIRDS STRAIGHT ON.

anna-hiwatari:

ONE PIECE!

miss-nerdgasmz:

torchwich:

straygodess:

utadarling:

just-a-nameless-nobody:

askameliatheunifaunandbendrowned:

iheartpkmn:

kittyperson:

dirkbot:

I was pissed today, so I made an insult generator. Enjoy

yOU TEDIOUS SMEGMA

You hideous breadstick

You vile lint

YOU HIDEOUS PAPERCLIP

You fraudulent corn.

you paper towel

yoU INCOMPETENT CORN…

You putrid lint

you incompetent egg

YOU FLACCID NIPPLE

teased-n-denied:

Girls can wear jeans and cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots. ‘Cause it’s OK to be a boy. But for a boy to look like a girl is degrading. ‘Cause you think that being a girl is degrading. But secretly, you’d love to know what it’s like… Wouldn’t you? What it feels like for a girl.

— Charlotte Gainsbourg

A company in Australia by the name of HommeMystere started making lingerie for men in April of 2013. In the beginning, they received a lot of negative publicity, mostly from women fearing their boyfriends or husbands would start wearing lingerie. So much for femininism… Now, they have consistently been making a small fortune and have become quite popular in the fashion capitals of the world. So far:

  • They have made two appearances at the International Lingerie Show in Las Vegas.
  • They have gone public in the United States, France, Sweden, and Japan.
  • They have sold out of four lines of their clothing.
  • And they have reached one million veiws on their YouTube channel.

What is more, because they do not focus on the gay community, they haven’t put any barriers up against straight men who happen to make up the majority of their orders. If that is not success, I do not know what is. Cheers, HommeMystere.

importantbirds:

monetizeyourcat:

How else a gotta purchag the snack a nest? Buy a sweagder? PLEASE Miz Bank allow a hold thee money

bassoonerthebetter:

darrencrisscrosschrist:

jessicakrh:

dollarfries:

sex education at its finest

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"

"Wait, I thought periods only lasted like one day?"

Actual quote from first boyfriend, 18 at the time.